Senior Sex and Other Antics – What Can We Say – Read On From The Week – Item One: A 113-year-old woman married her 70-year-old boy toy in a ceremony at their Chinese nursing home. “She takes good care of me, and gives me her portion of meat during meals,” Aimti Ahemti said of his wofe, Azatihan Sawun. Item Two: A 68-year-old woman was charged with having sex in public with her 49-year-old paramour at a senior community that calls itself “Florida’s Friendliest Retirement Hometown.” You bet! Item Three: An elderly Swiss couple began robbing church collection boxes-because, they later told police, they needed some excitement. Prosecutors said the married couple, ages 70 and 73, had a scheme in which the husband kept watch outside the church while the wife went in and grabbed the loot. They didn’t need the cash, and confessed they only stole because they wanted the “adrenaline rush” of committing a crime.